Frequently Asked Questions
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Any questions?
Are we there yet? Are you done with that? Are you going to finish that? Are you gonna eat that? Are you kidding me? Are you ready to order? Are you ready to rumble? Are you still there? Are you sure you want to delete this file? Are you talkin' to me? Can I ask you a question? Can I get a "What what?" Can I get an amen? Can I get your number? Can I have a bite of that? Can I help you? Can I interest you in a free sample? Can I see your license and registration? Can I speak to the manager? Can we get the check? Can you hear me now? Close all tabs? Could you, would you, on a train? Cream or sugar? Credit or debit? Did I wake you? Did you pack your own bag? Do I know you? Do you have a bathroom? Do you have a warrant? Do you have anything smaller? Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you like green eggs and ham? Do you take cash? Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fish biting? For here or to go? |
Got any spare change?
Got milk? Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Have you lost your mind? Have you seen any good movies lately? Hot enough for you? How 'bout that? How are you? How do you want to pay for that? How long is the wait? How much is this? How old are you? How would you like your eggs? How's it goin'? Huh? Is that all? Is that my phone? Is that your final answer? Is this going to be on the test? Is this seat taken? Isn't he dead? Now what? On what charges? PC or Mac? Paper or plastic? Room for cream? Should I stay or should I go? Wazzzzzuuup? What are you doing? What are you making? What did you say? What else is on? What is your mother's maiden name? What time is it? What up, dog? What would Jesus do? What's for dinner? What's in it for me? |
What's new?
What's that noise? What's that smell? What's the damage? What's the score? What's up? What's your name? What's your problem? What's your sign? What? Where are my keys? Where do babies come from? Where have you been? Where is the bathroom? Where'd you learn how to drive? Where's Waldo? Where's the fire? Where's the remote? Who farted? Who knows? Who let the dogs out? Who wants Trident? Who wants to know? Who's a good boy? Who's winning? Who's your daddy? Whose deal? Whose turn? Why not? Why? Will you call my phone for me? Will you marry me? Working hard or hardly working? Would you eat them with a fox? Would you like a doggie bag? Would you like fries with that? Would you like to see the dessert menu? Would you like to supersize that? Would you like whipped cream with that? |
Unabashedly copied (with minor edits) from Malcolm Fleschner's Culture Schlock column, which ran for many years in The Mercury News (CA). One of my favorite columns was about birds. His original FAQs page is still online via the Web Archive. Nowadays you can find Malcolm on Twitter and The Young Turks.
